so get this
current mood: pikachu but without ears/tail/arms
what th e he ll that is hor ri fying
every time you insult pikachu i remove one distinct feature
whAT IS GOING ON
it looks like a potato with legs
finally a good meme
I work at Walgreens and sometimes while people are paying, they tell me “CVS is better because blah blah blah…” and I’m just standing there like “then why the fuck are you shopping here?!”
the credit card one is mE
no but seriously fucK THOSE COUPON PEOPLE JUST FUCK THEM
Omgomg I thought it was going to be like $90 but it’s like $15 and also comes in gray?!????!
my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her
like they stole a street sign
that said the street name
they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school
and all 100 kids were like stealing signs
my english teacher was the head of a crime ring
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according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now
Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ and Nyan Cat played on piano simultaneously
In which two negatives result in a positive.
That was beautiful.
i love this so much
i don t understnad„ ?,
IS THIS A TYPE OF MUSIC PORN OR SOMETHING??????
why is it so beautiful
ohmygod disneyland tweeted me.
this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. In my entire life. Ever.
THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people
And last but not least…
I was browsing on tumblr and I realized I had no ducks in my blog, what kind of horrible person was I?